Monday, January 24, 2011

Ugly Babies- It’s deeper than it appears


Ugly Babies
It’s deeper than it appears

Ugly babies, we all know an ugly baby, some of yall was an ugly baby lol. 

Every mama swears they baby is the cutest, I’m sorry all of yall are not that lucky.  It’s nothing personal for the record, just an observation, which I have recently noticed, with this boom in the production of babies. 

How do you know if your baby is ugly???
If someone sees your baby and they immediately go on to mention your baby’s clothes, you have a ugly baby
 -Scenario baby sitting in their car seat and your friend says “aww look at the lil car seat” or “aww look at the lil onsie she got on” or “aww look at her, yes she did” or “aww look at the lil bibb” or “he look just like his daddy (or momma)” or “aww she got a head full of hair”
Your baby is ugly when you picture don’t get no likes on facebook.
You baby is ugly when you grandma never put the picture up on the shelf in her living room.

What to do when your baby is ugly.
Keep the lil nigga fresh, keep her dolled up.  As long as the baby is dressed nice, than it takes away from the lack of looks.  Keep the baby’s hair done/cut.  Make yo baby smart, nothing worst than a dumb ugly baby.

Ugly babies will NOT grow out of it.
Ugly babies may not look as bad as they did before, but in the end they’re still ugly.  Ugly babies = Ugly kids = Ugly adults = more Ugly babies lol
It’s like a never-ending cycle ugly babies make ugly people that make more ugly babies… this is genius lol

Beauty is on skin deep, and in the eye of the beholder.  Ugly is not how you look but what you do. 

Hope you enjoyed

Remember, “Be yourself - everyone else is taken.” At least you wasnt this baby

2 comments: