Cheatin: Venus vs Mars

So this blog will be about cheating, which is worst, females cheating or males cheating.  To make this scenario a little simpler, we will eliminate all hoes, male and female, and all freaks, borderline sex attics from the equation. 

So this situation will be based on a couple male and female, with an opportunity to have sexual relations outside of their relationship, with equally attractive counter parts.  Now when reading this keep the situation, and context of the topic in mind.  Of course there are many situations, that make for this topic to go either way and be flawed, but that’s why I incorporated the scenario. 

The question is which one of the two in the relationship is worst if they cheat???

Now I will say my piece about the situation and I will also offer some opinions of others that I talked with on this subject.

This all came about while me and one of my best friends where in the car riding, and we're started talking about cheating.  A couple days later while sitting at his house with his wife, the same conversation came up, this time with his wife’s opinion.  So from that this is what I got.

The statement was made that Men cheat with their dicks and Women cheat with their mind, heart, & soul.  Basically for a man, cheating is really all about the nut; about the sexual act.  Men can cheat and it be nothing but sex.  “All men want to do is Eat Sleep & Fuck in not particular order" -Katt Williams lol so when we step out we are literally fucking for the hell of it... Like jacking off lol....

Basically I feel like women have the ultimate power which is in the pussy, or shall I say the possession of the pussy.  Everything about this world revolves around it.  When a woman cheats I think it is more than just the physical act.   Women being the emotional creatures that they are I find it hard to believe that in most cases a woman just cheated for the sex.

When comparing the two, on a one night stand basis, while in a relationship, I don’t feel that most females are willing to let someone in that close (inside) that she really don’t know, that quick.  For a male, most, damn near all will be dick’n her down that night.  Now of course there are those couples and those men and women, that will just not cheat, they are out there lol.  Where??? I don’t know lol.

Ultimately I feel that its worst for a female to cheat on her significant other, than the male.  I think this because majority of women, don’t want the title of hoe, most women respect themselves too much to go that route, and most must have some emotional attachment for them to give in to the temptation.  I really don’t see many females being willing to give up the good just for the nut.  .  I think for a female to let someone inside of her physically it takes more mental than for a male to make the decision to go inside.  Men in the other hand, are down for the cause.  I think our biggest down fall is that we don’t always think with our head on our shoulders but the head in our pants.  When the blood leaves the brain, there’s not much we can do lol.  Females generally have sex based off of emotion.  Males have sex based off of the act, a man can have sex and never think nothing else about it, because it was only a nut.  A woman can do this too, but in most cases its not like that.

Now I don’t condone cheating in any manner, I say just be single and you don’t have that issue

I asked a couple of people and these are the responses I got:

Laci’s opinion: “They are equally bad, but I guess a female would be worst”

My sisters opinion:  “Its worst for women because, of emotion, but most time females do it just to get back.” 

Cara’s opinion:  “Emotional cheating is worst than physical cheating”  (women cheating is worst) lol

Jakolbie’s opinion: “women because they have to physically receive someone”

Kuma’s opinion:  “I think a female, because … I don’t know… I just think a female, a nigga will hit anything but a female won’t”

Sophia’s opinion:  “And both are bad neither is worst their both equally wrong to me!”

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Chris Brown’d

So this nigga C Beezy as yall like to call him posted a pic of his diploma of completing a 52 week Domestic Violence course.  Really??? Really [Antione Dodson voice]

I don’t like Chris Brown for shit… I don’t believe in hitting a female in a serious manner in anyway.  I think that he is a sorry excuse for a man.  My biggest issue is that because of is celebrity, he only got a couple hours of community service and to take a domestic violence class…WTF… Let me put my hands on a female and the police get involved im going to jail… I don’t respect any men that put there hands on a female.  So if you are a women beater and you reading this I don’t respect you…

Any who Chris Brown has made an ass of himself by posting the diploma on the internet, you would have thought he got a Bachelors degree or something. 

Now I know that he is only human and we all make mistakes, and he did the right thing by taking the course.  But I’m sorry I can’t give him a pass.  Its like he did it so people will be like awww he not that bad of a person after all…. Even though he beat the hell outta that girl.

I don’t like Chris Brown but by all means yall love him all yall want… I just cant get wit it

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Antoine Dodson

First of all check his latest video from the George Lopez show.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20452588,00.html

Now how should we as black people really feel about this video and similar videos of this nature. Is it a pure mockery of the black population or comedy?

Mockery - I feel like some of the things that he say in the video, are just misrepresentations of most black people life styles and view points. The Koolaid comment is just a mockery of the fact that most niggas love “RED Koolaid” granted most of us do, is not the point. I wonder who wrote the script for this video. Is it acceptable for us black folk to take scripts and videos like this and willingly accept the fact that it will make a mockery of our population? Should we as black people participate in entertainment of this nature? I think not, I think that because we participate in the mockery it makes for it to be an easier or more acceptable topic to discuss among other race. Now I do find the video to be slightly comical, I also find it to have some malice undertone. But I watched it, I laughed so do I have room to talk against entertainment of this nature and the constitutional right of freedom of speech? I think not, if Antoine Dodson is cool with making a fool of himself than I am too

Comedy – This will be short, I think its funny I laughed and I also laughed at his previous videos. So I do think its comedy, cant say that I would participate in the mockery but I cant knock his hustle, so it is what it is.


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No hands

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4LVLLjZ9aY

This is hilarious.... good music take a listen...

BUT!!!!!!!!!!! but at 1:56 he drops the N bomb ... is cool or is it not... now i dont condone the use of the word nigga by the other race. to be offend or not to be offended... is the question...

im not offended because he was only mocking the song but do other race feel that they have the right to use word because we do?

i would hope not, i use it regularly in my regular conversation... but i use it in a sense of embrace... not oppression like other race have used it be for ....

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The Weeping Flower

This blog will explore the truths or shall I say the false realities of the torn female as I like to call it.  This blog will be written with the use of personification and imagery.

The weeping flower, flower = female.  We all know that relationships are tough full of ups and downs, twist and turns.  For a female a relationship can cause much bliss, glory, love, happiness.  But when the relationship is over they find many heartaches, pain, disappointment, hate, sadness.  In that I came up with this personification of the flower, how a flower can be so beautiful at times of joy and happiness yet such an ugly being when in times of distress and sadness. 

A flower can be such a beautiful thing when it is taken care of in the nurtured, loved, fed (cause females love to eat).  If one takes a flower, plant the flower in an environment in which will provide the flower with the necessities (sunlight, water, attention, etc.), to grow and be beautiful, than the flower will. If one plants a flower in an environment in which will hinder the flower from its necessities (no sunlight, no water, no attention, etc.) than the flower will take the part… a wilted ugly flower. In many cases a female finds herself when in a relationship a lot happier, a woman’s natural urge to be wanted and possessive at the same time.  A woman can be one of the most complicated, craziest, simple, mind boggling, being ever.  Women want to be catered to, loved, provided for, in control, the only ONE.  When a female finds herself to be the only one in a males life she feels a bit of completeness.  She finds her days to be happy, blissful; she becomes joy and fun to be around.  {Beautiful Flower} I don’t feel that those are task to hard to accomplish.  But somehow males manage to mess this up.  Because men are some of the most inconsiderate, irresponsible, simple minded beings, we find ourselves ruining these beautiful flowers, killing them or creating ugly ones.  When relationships go south, many times it hits the female harder than the male.  So what happens is the male move on and the female remain stuck on.  The female becomes bitter as Laci puts it in her blog check it out [mi chaotic solstice] when females become bitter they begin to ruin their lives and the lives of those around her.  She wants to see no one happy, unwilling to prosper, unwilling to take that chance with someone else. {Weeping Flower} The thing about a weeping flower is that the flower is still alive, and can have all the beautiful colors and characteristic of a flower in full bloom.  See what happens is the female still has all the characteristics to be the happy person she once was, in a relationship with someone else, but instead she decides told hold on to the past and let it affect her ability to move on, and become a Beautiful Flower again.  What also happens is she tries to date again or finds someone to talk to, but of course she pushes the new guy away, of course it takes time to get over someone and sometimes we move to quick when it comes to that.  But often because of the fear of being hurt or going through the same thing from before, she is unwilling to take the chance on a good guy that’s willing to be part of her life. 

There is one thing about being a wilted flower, which is that if you nurse it back up to the proper health then once again it will be a {Beautiful Flower}

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Michael Vick the Dog Whisperer

Lol at the name … but honestly think Vick has been through hell and back about fighting them dogs. It pisses me off that he has been through so much over fighting dogs. And its rapist and murders out having a good time.

Now for the record im not a animal lover but I am not cool with harming animals at all. I have 3 issues with this.
1)People hunt animals all the time.
2)He did the crime he did the time.
3)Losing everything.

People hunt animals all the time.
From the site http://www.idausa.org/facts/hunting.html they state, hunters kill more than 200 million animals yearly - crippling, orphaning, and harassing millions more. The annual death toll in the U.S. includes 42 million mourning doves, 30 million squirrels, 28 million quail, 25 million rabbits, 20 million pheasants, 14 million ducks, 6 million deer, and thousands of geese, bears, moose, elk, antelope, swans, cougars, turkeys, wolves, foxes, coyotes, bobcats, boars, and other woodland creatures. (Compiled by The Fund for Animals with data from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and state wildlife agencies.) Now does that justify Vick participating in dog fighting ring? No. I am not supportive of that in anyway. My issue is how is it that shooting a doe roaming by its lonesome in the wood snacking on trees and shrubbery is less vicious than hanging and drowning dogs? … Now I have heard some justification for the killing deer and wild animals because, of course gaming laws, and a need to get rid of the excess animals… but if im not mistaking there is def. an over population of dogs and cats right?

He did the crime he did the time
Vick, 27, and three associates were indicted by a federal grand jury in Richmond, Virginia, on a conspiracy count alleging they bought and sponsored dogs in an animal fighting venture and traveled across state lines to participate in illegal activity, including gambling. Judge Hudson stated that he was convinced that it was not a momentary lack of judgment" on Vick's part, and that Vick was a "full partner" in the dog fighting ring, and he was sentenced to serve 23 months in federal prison.[56] Hudson noted that, despite Vick's claims that he accepted responsibility for his actions, his failure to cooperate fully with federal officials, coupled with a failed drug test and a failed polygraph, showed that Vick had not accepted full responsibility for "promoting, funding and facilitating this cruel and inhumane sporting activity".[57] Vick was assigned to United States Penitentiary, Leavenworth, a federal prison facility in Leavenworth, Kansas to serve his sentence of 23 months. He went on to serve 21 months at Leavenworth and 2 on house arrest. In America the judicial system was set up to punish those that committed crimes, and give them a chance at continuing there life after the time was served. He did his time, there are rapist and murderers out here with jobs. Vicks job is to play football, why was it such a big deal about him going back to “work”?

Losing everything.
During his career with the Falcons, Vick became a spokesperson for many companies; his endorsement contracts included Nike, EA Sports, Coca-Cola, Powerade, Kraft, Rawlings, Hasbro and AirTran
There is no reason for someone to to loose as much money as he did after loosing these endorsements.  But its looking good for him this season, Vick's achievements on the football field haven't gone unnoticed this 2010 season. Michael Vick's jersey is the top-selling football jersey over the past 4 weeks. Vick leads all NFL players in Pro Bowl voting. Banished from the lucrative world of product endorsements after his arrest in 2007 for running dog fights, Vick is finally being invited to sell once again. Woodbury, New Jersey Nissan is his first client, but marketing experts expect more to follow, as long as Vick and the Eagles keep winning.

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When life throws you lemons

When life throws you lemons make lemonade

When life throws you lemons drink beer

When life throws you lemons duck

When life throws you lemons play dodge ball

When life throws you lemons run, lemons hurt

When life throws you lemons through a rock back

When life throws you lemons stop drop and roll

When life throws you lemons catch them and through them back

When life throws you lemons ask em why

When life throws you lemons pray on it

When life throws you lemons dust your shoulders off

When life throws you lemons get a Michael Jackson nose

When life throws you lemons sleep with Superhead … everybody else did

When life throws you lemons ……

When life throws you lemons get you some tequila

When life throws you lemons add pinapple juice and it taste amazing

When life throws you lemons drink until you pass out

When life throws you lemons blaze one

When life throws you lemons blaze two

When life throws you lemons just don’t give a fuck

When life throws you lemons blog about it

When life throws you lemons bring everybody else down wit you

When life throws you lemons talk to a friend

When life throws you lemons jack off

When life throws you lemons get some head

When life throws you lemons watch porn

When life throws you lemons smoke a black

When life throws you lemons call tyrone

When life throws you lemons listen to lil B… [don’t do it]

When life throws you lemons bash celebs

When life throws you lemons go for a run

When life throws you lemons start a fight

When life throws you lemons cheat on yo girl

When life throws you lemons hide

When life throws you lemons chris brown somebody

When life throws you lemons smoke that Bobby Brown

When life throws you lemons throw some club soda on it that’s $20,000 Alpaca you blot   that shit don’t rub that shit

When life throws you lemons the hard part will scratch the shit out of you

When life throws you lemons be grateful someone is worst off than you

When life throws you lemons there just lemons you will be alright

When life throws you lemons it’s a learning tool, you will be alright, you can still prosper, never let the lemons keep you from being better today, than you were yesterday, life goes on… be blessed.

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The Boolean Algorithm

“For Solving real world True and False Statement….”

I am new to this blogging thing…. But I think I just might like it … if you know me… you know that I have no sense at all lol… and I could careless how you feel about my thoughts….

Any who,

The term Boolean, is a variable [opinionated topic of choice] that can hold a single true or false value. My blogs will explore my thoughts be it True or False in an opinionated systematic manner.

The term Algorithm, is an effective method for solving a problem expressed as a finite sequence of steps.  In more advanced or abstract settings, the instructions do not necessarily constitute a finite sequence, and even not necessarily a sequence.  Many times this blog will just explore the not so conventional side of Algorithms.  This blog will use an effective method for solving or expressing the topic of choice in some form of sequence. 

The Boolean Algorithm will in short, be my vice to express my very thoughts of ignorance, concern, passion, disrespect, love, women, money.  My post will come in a form of a 2 sided effect, true or false [agree, disagree; like, dislike; etc.] and/or both. But there will always be some form of rebuttal or pro/con to my chosen side of the topic there will be a topic and followed by my opinion and my views…

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