When life throws you lemons

When life throws you lemons make lemonade

When life throws you lemons drink beer

When life throws you lemons duck

When life throws you lemons play dodge ball

When life throws you lemons run, lemons hurt

When life throws you lemons through a rock back

When life throws you lemons stop drop and roll

When life throws you lemons catch them and through them back

When life throws you lemons ask em why

When life throws you lemons pray on it

When life throws you lemons dust your shoulders off

When life throws you lemons get a Michael Jackson nose

When life throws you lemons sleep with Superhead … everybody else did

When life throws you lemons ……

When life throws you lemons get you some tequila

When life throws you lemons add pinapple juice and it taste amazing

When life throws you lemons drink until you pass out

When life throws you lemons blaze one

When life throws you lemons blaze two

When life throws you lemons just don’t give a fuck

When life throws you lemons blog about it

When life throws you lemons bring everybody else down wit you

When life throws you lemons talk to a friend

When life throws you lemons jack off

When life throws you lemons get some head

When life throws you lemons watch porn

When life throws you lemons smoke a black

When life throws you lemons call tyrone

When life throws you lemons listen to lil B… [don’t do it]

When life throws you lemons bash celebs

When life throws you lemons go for a run

When life throws you lemons start a fight

When life throws you lemons cheat on yo girl

When life throws you lemons hide

When life throws you lemons chris brown somebody

When life throws you lemons smoke that Bobby Brown

When life throws you lemons throw some club soda on it that’s $20,000 Alpaca you blot   that shit don’t rub that shit

When life throws you lemons the hard part will scratch the shit out of you

When life throws you lemons be grateful someone is worst off than you

When life throws you lemons there just lemons you will be alright

When life throws you lemons it’s a learning tool, you will be alright, you can still prosper, never let the lemons keep you from being better today, than you were yesterday, life goes on… be blessed.

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